TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-10-25
APPROVED
Ingrown Toenail Igor
Strength72
Speed84
Endurance69
Technique75
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread71
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Ingrown Toenail Igor VS Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
85Strength
75Speed
70Endurance
70Technique
2.2Molecular Density
89Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"
Violence concluded.
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