TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-13-26
APPROVED
Basement Dweller Brad
Strength43
Speed42
Endurance62
Technique75
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread78
Fingers14
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Basement Dweller Brad VS Last Pick Larry
Last Pick Larry
41Strength
58Speed
44Endurance
66Technique
1.2Molecular Density
83Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Basement Dweller Brad
Violence concluded.
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