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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #185

Linguine Lightning

Record 5W 8L 0D Pasta La Vista Temporal Deceased

1 confirmed kill

Combat Attributes

Strength

65

Speed

98

Endurance

70

Technique

85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type al dente electricity

Horoscope Gemini

Molecular Density 1.9

Existential Dread 60

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 1884

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.