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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Justin Timberlake

Medical Billing Mafia Temporal
RECORD 7W 9L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Justin Timberlake

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
65
Speed
85
Endurance
80
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type ramen noodles
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 2
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights