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Department of Recreational Violence · Fighter #183

Meatball Massacre Mike

Record 13W 8L 0D Pasta La Vista Existential Deceased

Combat Attributes

Strength

90

Speed

70

Endurance

85

Technique

80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type marinara madness

Horoscope Taurus

Molecular Density 3.4

Existential Dread 45

Fingers 10

Toes 10

Ancestors 1889

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.